![]() # Making dreams come true # Living tissue, warm flesh # Weird Science # Oh, yes. # Weird Science # Ooh, things I've never seen before # Behind open doors # And imagination # Wyatt we're building a dream babe not a jeopardy champ. Make the girl we want exactly the way we want her. # Weird Science # Plastic tubes # Now let's customize her. We can find out all the things we want to know- What women think, what they want and why they don't want us. I'm talking about making real love babage. I'm not talking about making a video game girl. Virtual reality is one thing but it's still just a machine. You serious? - We can use your computer. Just like the bride of Frankenstein but without the knobby neck. You'd think by now we'd learn something about women. Tell me, why aren't we at the school dance right now shaking our groove things? 'Cause no girls would talk to us let alone dance with us.Īnd why is that? Together we've seen over 600 hours of the playboy channel. ( Both Gasp ) ( Burps, Blowing ) How does that rub you? Pray for war.Īnother hot saturday night spit shining your brother's moose. Unless the commies get their act together I could be here for the long haul. How long are you planning on staying? Well, it's hard to say. So, you turned down your commission after I spent a fortune putting you through Military School.Ī tour of duty these days is serving grits to some pack of third world slackers. ![]() Is there any chow in the house? I could eat a dog as big a horse. Showing some leg? ( Laughs ) Damn, it's good to be home. Is that toilet paper in your hair, son? Some juniors used Wyatt's head to clear a clog. ( Screaming ) Thanks for not spitting on us. This is a new year, a clean slate and through these doors, a chance to start over.ĭid you see that? Kristen and Jenny just smiled at us.ĭo you two know you're standing on the school emblem? We're so embarrassed for you. Remember what they called us in the fourth grade? - Les Wieners? - And then in the sixth grade? El Dorkos.Īnd who can forget the eighth grade classic? - Das Barnies. ![]()
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